Tuesday, December 24, 2013

No. 677: Espurr

you ever look into a cat's eyes? like, really look into those things? it gets a little scary, man. believe me.

But it must be Scaresmas Eve or something, because we've got a fricken horror show on display tonight. Those are not the eyes of a happy little Pokemon cat.

Those are the eyes of someone long closed off to the world of the living. they see only darkness. this is what happens when you peer too deeply into the mystic, the paranormal, the supernatural, the extraterrestrial, the occult, in short - the other. "Gaze ye not long into the abyss, for it will gaze back into ye", as the saying goes.

His psyche shattered by visions of cosmic truths beyond his ken, Espurr is a former shell of a Pokemon. He cannot even pray for the sweet release of death, as he knows all too well what awaits him after he shuffles off this mortal coil.

So take pity on your Espurr. Be gentle to it. And whatever you do, for the love of God, do NOT look into its eyes.


Overall: t̀͞͠a̴ń̡́͡n͟͏ą̡̕͝͡ś̷͘i̸̴̢͘͢n̵̢͜͡ /10

oh and on that happy note happy Christmas everyone ha ha woo

3 comments:

  1. My favourite Gen 6 Pokemon. It is just purrfect.

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  2. If Goomy is God, Espurr is the Devil

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  3. 2. Weeks.
    2 ... WEEKS.
    It has been 2 WEEKS since the last update T.T

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