Saturday, April 1, 2017

No. 25b: Alolan Pikachu

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Alolan Pikachu is straight-up terrifying. They claim that the tropical climate made it grow taller, but a Pikachu should NOT have those proportions. Looking like a Captain Tsubasa character.

More disconcerting is the fact that the only moves Alolan Pikachu learn are Stomp, Spit-up, and Hyberbeam. Literally nothing else. They don't even lean Stockpile! What the shit are they spitting up!?

Honestly, I have to assume Gamefreak just wanted to give children nightmares with this one. And the less said about the random backpack, the better. Get away from me, you Dora the Explorer ass lanky motherfucker.


Overall: 1/10

5 comments:

  1. but but but. . . It has amazing stats to make up for it! Not to mention it's hidden ability galvanise which makes stomp and hyperbeam hit like a truck!
    According to bulbapedia it's based off the fearsome critter known as Colombia River Sand Squink!
    Also! It's unusual body proportion is supposed to symbolise humanity's willingness to empthasise with animals that are similar to them and complete disregard to animals that are too alien for their liking. Pretty poetic in my opinion. The backpack stores electiricty inside it like a battery! It comes in blue and red forms that you can change colour by trading with your friends. No wonder it's a staple of UU metagame.

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  3. Fucking shit gives me nightmares.

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