Saturday, September 9, 2017

Alolan Diglett

wait, what's the difference?

Oh, I see. It's a shade darker, and has little hairs. And black dirt, which represents volcanic soil but of course that's stupid, because it's not a part of Diglett anyway, a regular Diglett in Alolan ground would kick up the same color dirt. And it shoulda been the famous Kaua'i Red Dirt if anything.

So other than those exceedingly small cosmetic changes, how is it different? Gained a Steel sub-type, so now it has even more weaknesses? Lost Arena Trap? Wow, what a great idea.

There's no way in which Alolan Diglett is better than regular Diglett, and those hairs are stupid. Well okay, they're not that stupid, remind me of a Yoshi's Island enemy, but it's all so pointless. If anything, I'd hope a remix of Diglett would reveal what's below the surface. Like make Alolan Diglet walk around above ground or something, wouldn't that be fun?

Nope, they just gave it a tan and glued a few muppet hairs to the top. What a waste.


Overall: 10/10 -> 3/10

2 comments:

  1. Just saying, it seems kind of weird to assosciate gaining a steel typing with "gaining more weaknesses." I mean, it's easily the best defensive type in the game. =V

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    1. But it's true. Alolan Diglett has 4 weaknesses meanwhile regular version has 3. Besides it has shit defenses and can't captitalize on its gained resistances.

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