I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. No, see, this is where I draw the line. What do you...

 obscure 0² vibes, y'know? Slither Wing got done dirty by the artwork. It doesn't communicate how the tail is actually as long as it...

 Little Miss Min-Maxed herself That one tendril that's covered in scales, or maybe it's like the scales (feathers?) have worn away, ...

Et tu, Brute? One might call foul on Brute Bonnet, since obviously Pokeballs weren't invented back in dinosaur times, but I think from t...

 I whip my hair back and forth I mean, yeah, it's Jigglypuff with a Majin Buu head tendril, what else is there to say? Kinda stupid, not...

 I'm sure I saw this guy on the Flintstones Now we get into the Paradox Pokemon, starting with the ancient ones. To me, this felt like a...

 doing this here with all the other regional evolutions, so I don't forget For a Spain-inspired region, there's not a whole lot of S...

 Fu Rin Ka Zan I hate that Kingambit sucks. I wish he was good. But he's not. He looks like a Mega Evolution, and I mean that in the mos...

 More Medabots, More Power! Arcbeetle was already cool, but the Dash model takes it over the top. I love all the gunbarrels (or jet thruster...

Maybe Pokemon was a mistake. I decided Dunsparce was my least-favorite Pokemon a long time ago, and since then Gamefreak has tested my patie...