He's built like a brick house! I like sandshrew. And I'm not sure why. It's like, Sandshrew isn't one of the pokemon you...

Man, I'm just missing days right and left here. Need to get back on track. And who better to get back on track with than the loveable ...

Wait, who is this again? I don't remember this one from the show... Oh, yeah. Pikachu. I think I saw it once or twice. Didn't it d...

Spell it backwards. You get kobrA, which isn't even a word. what the hell. Anyway, as any grade schooler can tell you, the cobra is ...

Spell it backwards. Ekans is a snake. That - that's pretty much it. It has a rattler tail, which is cool, and it's purple, but it ...

Fun Fact: Fearow was a broken S-tier threat in the early days of competitive pokemon! actually, no, he's wasn't. I just made that ...

Spearow's just a cooler Pidgey, right? No. Spearow is just another pidgey. He is more shaggy, and meaner, but still. still a lame bird...

He's the Greatest Criminal Mind! Heeeeeeeeere's... RATIGAN! Just kidding. I thought that maybe referencing the Great Mouse Det...

Even Ratatta doesn't know how to pronouce his name. I mean, is it Rah-tah-tah, or ra-tah-taw, or ra-TA-ta, or ra-ta-tat, or what? Li...

Hey, Pidgeot! Just like the name sounds, Pidgeotto, but not as much! wait, what? That's a bigger Pidgeotto. Look, its hair is bigg...