Not All Pokemon Are Created Equal
Tuesday, May 31, 2011

No. 213: Shuckle

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Shuckle does does not give a single shit Look at this dude. just LOOK at him. Is that the face of a dude who has any spare shits to give...
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Monday, May 30, 2011

No. 212: Scizor

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Scyther is one of my favorite Pokemon, and certainly a star of gen 1. But then he evolved. He evolved and everyone held their breath, becaus...
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Sunday, May 29, 2011

No. 211: Qwilfish

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Turns out there is a fish named the Qillfish. Amazingly, there is no resemblance. Qwilfish feels like it should be evolving, to me. There ...
Saturday, May 28, 2011

No. 210: Granbull

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Now here's a bulldog that would make Churchill proud! Well, maybe not proud. At least he wouldn't be ashamed. Granbull is okay, ...
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Friday, May 27, 2011

No. 209: Snubbull

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Another ugly ass bitch. Snubbull's inspiration seems to be those hideous tiny dogs that misguided rich blonde women dress up in uglier...
Thursday, May 26, 2011

No. 208: Steelix

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Always named mine Stainless Onix's big problem was that while he looked awesome, he was shit for use. And Steelix is probably also not...
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

No. 207: Gligar

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Billy Bat here! You can hear me, can't you? I'm gonna need you to kill the President. Gligar is Ground/Flying, but I'm sure wh...
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

No. 206: Dunsparce (for real)

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Okay, sorry about that. I'll try for real this time. I hate everything about Dunsparce. I hate how he is a below average normal type w...
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Monday, May 23, 2011

No. 206: Dunsparce

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Sunday, May 22, 2011

No. 205: Forretress

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a favorite of Smogon. Even though Forretress doesn't look like anything at all, I like him. He's like a little planetoid with cann...
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Yo. I obviously am a big fan of Pokemon, as well as Nintendo in general, and video games in even more general. I also like manga, currently I'm hype about Dandadan, Kengan Omega, Chainsaw Man, Getter Robo, and Grappler Baki among many others. I get right to the point and try not to sugarcoat the truth. This blog is all about the hard-hitting facts of a children's video game and anime franchise, and it deserves to be taken much more seriously than it should.
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