I tried to use a Castform as my Ice-type in my first run on the Elite Four in Sapphire. I would have to waste a turn using Hail first, then ...

are those hands or hair? Milotic is supposed to be super-beautiful or something, and I guess it looks kinda pretty. But Dragonair is smoot...

oh, look, it's this sad sack son of a bitch. Hey, remember Magikarp? Yeah, so do I. His gimmick was that he was an ugly fish that suck...

Last year's Christmas Pokemon was Muk. This time we have the slightly-less jolly Armaldo. And by slightly-less jolly, I mean pissed as...

Now I'm seeing extra eyes everywhere. Are those red slits the true eyes, or just decoration? I remember picking Anorith because he was...

those fleshy protrusions on its neck look just... offensive... Like some sort of dim-witted bird, who gets scared by butterfly wings, thin...

I think I just killed like a dozen of these in Metroid Fusion This creep is inspired by ancient plant-animal things, maybe like giant walk...

I really hope those pink things aren't orifices Now this guy, this guy looks weird. Claydol look strange, foreign, alien. It looks anc...

No, it's not a toy you use on your balls, stop giggling. For non-Japanese people, this one's inspiration is completely obtuse. But...

Do you remember what I said about 3rd Gen Pokemon with a Dark subtype? If I remember correctly, I think I said they were PRETTY FRIGGING B...