If I am guilty of anything, it is my debilitating hatred of birds. But if I am guilty of two things, the second one is incurable laziness. S...

haha, if you thought I was going to take a break to actually update the things I said I would, instead of just loaf around, then you must be...

Oh boy. I don't know about you guys, but this gen, one of the smallest, felt like it lasted forever. Now, I've made it no secret t...

In the beginning, there was screen glare. Then Arceus said, "Let there be Back-lit LCD screens", and it was Good. First, let me...

Ch-ch-ch-chia! Chia! Chia-pet! This is a brilliant idea for a Pokemon. A hedgehog, with a literal hedge on its back. That flower on the s...

Yo, one time I heard this guy pronounce it like "Dark-eye" and I thought he was throwing some racist slur around, so I punched him...

Okay, this one I can deal with. Like Jirachi, Celebi, and Mew before it, Manaphy is a cute lil' sprite, a-frolicking around adorably,...

wait hold up here. shouldn't Manaphy be next? Isn't that our cute-lil-fairy legendary for this gen? What the piss is Phione!? Aft...

oh shit you guys I honestly forgot about this one And it's no surprise. Cresselia has a bunch of crescent moons around her, and yet s...

Now here comes trouble. Trouble with a capital T that rhymes with G that stands for Giratina! Red, black, grey, and gold are a bunch of c...