may as well get string bean out of the way, too While a retired Trial Captain in SM, Molayne takes a spot on the Elite Four in USUM. But he...

this guy kinda fell through the cracks when I was doing my trainer reviews a few years ago, so I'll review him here Once you beat the Al...

oh lawd he comin It's really neat how this is another magnetic Steel type that combines to evolve, but doesn't feel like a Magneto...

Love me some of that 808 It was pointed out that I never actually reviewed these guys, who came awkwardly late to the 7th Gen. I lost tra...

yare yare daze hey look its' Eletctric Lucario wha thef uck do youo want I''m durnk  Overall: 7

who's this clown? I think I talked about clowns before, when I covered Piedmon in my Digi-tober event. Basically, I said that I tend t...

Jenga: the Pokemon another reference that will be lost to non-Japanese, but Stakataka resembles not just a brick structure but specificall...

You know, going into this game, I was prepared for them to be the straight up Good Guys, because I didn't trust a Pokemon game with any ...

don't tell nobody, but I used to be terrified of needles as a kid. So I'm still waiting for a Poison/Dragon type that looks like M...

I love these knuckleheads SO much you guys It's taken us this long to get an "evil team" with some real Urban Flavor, but T...

[WWE Eric Bischoff theme] I'm back... and better than ever! So Poipole is a new Ultra Beast introduced in USUM. This is actually the f...

The cream rises to the top, brother oh yeah I thought Prof. Kukui was great, the first professor with an actual personality and role in th...

more like Elite Fore amirite This time, the Elite Four wasn't even set up until the end of the game. As such, the Professor called fo...

I was doing holiday things, and in Japan, and other stuff! Sorry for the break, let's get back to it and finish this stuff off, in the h...

[anime villain voice]: NANU!? Nanu's cheekbones have exactly as much definition on his face as his nose does, which would be frighten...

luv me some Beyonzo How in the world has this woman not managed to land herself a man? It would be one thing if she just had super-high st...

*pours one out for Bruddah Iz* Remember how people thought that Lusamine was gonna turn into Pheromosa and Lilie was Nihilego? Then they t...

dude weed lmao Mina is stoned out of her gourd 100% of the time, and I'm not ruling out paint fumes as the culprit. Look how she paint...

who's the little girl, living in the haunted mansion~ Acerola is adorable, and I think it's a shame that she's apparently so p...

I hate you for ruining the online interaction system that worked so perfectly in XY with your dumb Festival Plaza bullshit what kind of bu...