I've never had a piece of sushi that didn't make me think "wow, this would be even better if they had just cooked the fish...

 funny number Cyclizar's design is fine, great even. Solid proportions, looks like a friendly monster, little splash of orange, I dig it...

Wide Load Comin' Thru See, now we've got a bit of the opposite problem - Goodra was the only member of its line that truly deserved ...

Gary, come home! I'm going to say it - this is pretty much what Sliggoo should have been like from the start. Instead of a weird soft-sh...

the Kevin Durant of the Pokemon world Raihan shows Piers how you rock a lanky frame, looking like a badass and staying on-brand. Check the c...

this guy kinda fell through the cracks when I was doing my trainer reviews a few years ago, so I'll review him here Once you beat the Al...

Two apple drakes Both Appletun and Flaaple have the same Gigantamax form, and that feels kinda lazy. Isn't the whole point that they...

 a dragon about to chomp a pill Maybe 985 Pokemon deep is too late to question what makes "being a dragon" an element in the same ...

BEWARE MY POLYGONAL FURY  This guy sucks majorly. He's so clearly designed to be a "boss" first and a "Pokemon" seco...

if you can hear it coming, that means it's already too late. Dragapult kicks immense amounts of ass. This is the sort of shit that keeps...

 take your kid to work day So, I'll ask the question - when your Dreepy evolves into Drakloak, where does the extra Dreepy come from? Ho...

my favorite missile  Ghost/Dragon is a banging type combo. and we start off strong with Dreepy, who's got that perfect blend of "cu...

How come all those kids in high school had lighters on them at all times, despite not smoking?   What's weird is that according to the P...

 "I was not meant to live..." This one is maybe the most horrifying. Why would you stick the head at the end of the tail? And just...

Thank you for waiting. NAPACE will now resume it's regularly scheduled programming. this Dragon really do be draggin' that wagon. an...

Nothing more American than apple pie! Truly the superior Applin evolution, on account of not looking like dogshit, is Appletun. Its ears a...

shout-outs to Bakugan Your Applin finally evolved, and if you're playing Sword then you got this freaky bitch, frantically flapping it...

this is just an Earthbound enemy There's an alarming number of Dragon pokemon that are really biologically closer to worms. I mean it...

don't tell nobody, but I used to be terrified of needles as a kid. So I'm still waiting for a Poison/Dragon type that looks like M...

long pokemon is long I think it's been established now that when it comes to humor, Gamefreak and I aren't often on the same page....