There's nothing scarier than a poorly-designed Pokemon. I can't quite believe what I'm about to write, but I can't quite bel...

yare yare daze hey look its' Eletctric Lucario wha thef uck do youo want I''m durnk  Overall: 7

I wasn't sure if I should do these yet or not, since they aren't even technically in any game. But I've been biting my tongue fo...

This is it. This is what this blog was founded on. Some Pokemon are really aces, you guys. They're cool or cute or badass or whatever! ...

Last year's Christmas Pokemon was Muk. This time we have the slightly-less jolly Armaldo. And by slightly-less jolly, I mean pissed as...