People have been asking for me to officially review these, so I guess I may as well. Primal Groudon is like regular Groudon , except with ...

Let's check out Neo Aqua! They also got a redesign, and rebranding. Well, they're certainly busier, that's for sure. Also look...

Yeah, these are coming out slow. I'm in no rush, just kinda killing time until Gen 7 gets announced. Thanks for continuing to read, but ...

Now let's take a look at Neo Magma, fresh from the Ruby/Sapphire remakes. The first thing you'll notice is that they're weari...

I'm going to treat teams Aqua and Magma differently between the originals and the remakes, because unlike Team Rocket, they took signifi...

Norman I think we all agreed, that Norman was the most generic normal-ass dude of all time. So how can you redesign normality? you... don...

Astute readers will know that while I was dicking around, updating like 5 times a month, a new Pokemon game came out. Or rather, a new remak...

a dude cool enough to have a last name, a rarity in the Pokemon world Steven is such a better Champion than Wallace. I mean, Wallace is al...

yo watch out we got a stone-cold killer comin' thru Drake looks like he just wandered in out of some horrible storm of salt and spray....

notice how you see Ice, Ghost, Dragon, and Dark specialists in Elite Fours a lot? I guess those are just considered endgame-types is all. ...

oh, be still, my heart! Brown? check Hawaiian brown? check Confident about showing some skin? check Short hair? check Uses Ghost-type...

I'm actually very familiar with this incarnation of the Elite Four. I may have not mentioned this before, but my first run through Sap...

How many gym leaders does Sootopolis City have? let's count them! Juan, Two! Two there are! Ah ah ah! He takes over after Wallace move...

it's a good thing Fly exists, because otherwise I don't think Sootopolis City would get like any mail His official art doesn't...

seriously thought these was two girls for the longest time you know, there's not much chinese-dressed people in Pokemon. So it's g...

damn I forgot this one even existed That's a pretty funky outfit she's wearing, I don't even know what to make of it. Like, I ...

No, May... I am your father. Other than that little "twist", if you can even call it that, Norman is super boring. I mean, he...

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF DAY HAS FLANNERY COME now here's a little secret - I dig it when characters have baggy pants and tight tops....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Some people laugh because they are in good spirits. Some other people laugh to cover up th...

I'm pretty sure I used this guy in a Final Fantasy some time. Or maybe it was Lufia. Point is, he looks a helluva lot like he belongs ...