Little Miss Min-Maxed herself That one tendril that's covered in scales, or maybe it's like the scales (feathers?) have worn away, ...

 Local Ape Too Angry To Live Cross-gen evolutions have historically been hit-or-miss, but I'm proud to announce that this one is very mu...

 Give a dog a bone I feel like there was an opportunity for the first Ghost/Rock Pokemon, or at least Ghost/Ground considering Houndstone di...

 it's a doggy dog world One of the more muppet-like Pokemon I've ever seen, but I can dig it. (get it?) Greavard hides underground, ...

 Let's go brambling! (aw dangit) I'm not a fan of Pokemon where the concept is "wow look, these shapes are coincidentally lined...

I'm a Bramblin' Man   It's funny how in Pokemon, the desert areas are almost always associated with Ghost-types (as well as Grou...

 Swordsoul of Mo Ye Ceruledge was largely the deciding factor in my choice of Violet over Scarlet. Because as cool as Armarouge is, Ceruledg...

Call 9-1-1... we just nuked the building. So we're looking at a mashup of themes, here. Skeledirge is a crocodile, with a wreath of flam...

so they're just running with the body horror, huh it's gross as hell to see Hisuian Zoroark's raw muscles bulging out of its lac...

Remember how this one was announced via some found-footage style video? The new typing dramatically boosts the effectiveness of Zorua's ...

Big Mouth Billy Bass First of all, you need to know that Basculegion comes in two flavors. The above is male, sporting a snazzy red mustache...

well that's enough stalling. Typhlosion is one of the most badass Pokemon ever, but he's been done a bit dirty by the transition to ...

Shy Guy Allister is the first one for whom the sports theme falls apart. He's a weirdo masked kid with baggy sleeves, who needs suspende...

scary shit yo What is it with these supplemental Gengar forms and clipping into the floor? Was that a key element in the original Gengar...

There's nothing scarier than a poorly-designed Pokemon. I can't quite believe what I'm about to write, but I can't quite bel...

Wasn't one of the beta Legendary Dogs kinda like this? Holy shit, ANOTHER gem. Again, it's a simple concept, but one that hasn't...

if you can hear it coming, that means it's already too late. Dragapult kicks immense amounts of ass. This is the sort of shit that keeps...

 take your kid to work day So, I'll ask the question - when your Dreepy evolves into Drakloak, where does the extra Dreepy come from? Ho...

my favorite missile  Ghost/Dragon is a banging type combo. and we start off strong with Dreepy, who's got that perfect blend of "cu...

killlll meee...  Runerigus looks like shit. I'm not gonna beat around the bush, I'm just gonna come out and lead with the conclusion...