I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. No, see, this is where I draw the line. What do you...

 I'm sure I saw this guy on the Flintstones Now we get into the Paradox Pokemon, starting with the ancient ones. To me, this felt like a...

 act of clod Clodsire is also quite similar to Quagsire, the main different (besides coloration) being that he's laying down, and his li...

 whoppity whoop Wooper was already perfect, so how does the poisonous chocolate version compare? Pretty well! They didn't even feel the ...

"This isn't a war," said the artilleryman. "It never was a war, any more than there's a war between man and ants....

big steppy So, it's about time we talked about the Convergent Evolution Pokemon. Design-wise, these are the same as the Regional Form Po...

IT'S OVER 900!!!!!!!!!  Whereas Wyrdeer opens the game up in a big way, Ursaluna just feels redundant. it's an Item Finder on legs, ...

And a viper in a sand tree! Regular Sandaconda sucks. Gigantamax Sandaconda is much better. I like the connection between gunslinging rattle...

"oh you missed some pokemon, oh you spelled Gigantamax wrong, oh you messed up your new scale" Look, who's writing this site, ...

killlll meee...  Runerigus looks like shit. I'm not gonna beat around the bush, I'm just gonna come out and lead with the conclusion...

Return the slab... I've always felt like Yamask and Cofagrigus could be Ghost/Ground, because they're Egyptian mummy adjacent and wh...

big ups to Lucky Star Sandaconda is slightly cool - even though I dogged on Silicobra for sneezing his attacks, Sandaconda looks like a doub...

guess who's back     Silicobra reminds me of a Yo-kai Watch monster. I think it's the eyes. Not in a distractingly bad way, but I...

I was doing holiday things, and in Japan, and other stuff! Sorry for the break, let's get back to it and finish this stuff off, in the h...

You know, Japan, tanned people don't HAVE to have blonde hair. Now I understand that the pointless Alolan Diglett was just an excuse t...

wait, what's the difference? Oh, I see. It's a shade darker, and has little hairs. And black dirt, which represents volcanic soil ...

Oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky? oh tell me why, are the castles way up high? Man, I just love this guy. Big droopy fortres...

and so we go carefully forward in this way watch out for the sandcastles they will get in your way sometimes there is a roof over your hea...

Reminding anybody else of Troy Polamalu? At least its feet don't look like they're melting, instead it appears to have put on thos...

I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder. First up, the hell sort of business eye that is. Animals with non-circular pupils freak me ou...