Fu Rin Ka Zan I hate that Kingambit sucks. I wish he was good. But he's not. He looks like a Mega Evolution, and I mean that in the mos...

 Would you still love me if I were a worm? Between Dandadan, Dune, and the Beetlejuice sequel, sandworm fans are eating good. Then you have ...

 Va-va-voom? You forgot one "va", and it was the most important one! A confused Pokemon. Clearly it has a mouth, below the eye as ...

Parooooomba What exactly am I looking at, here? An internal organ from some mechanical beast? Spare parts for Fred Flintstone's car? Som...

Lil' Miss Trouble   When I caught a Tinkatink, and evolved it into Tinkatuff, and looked at the space in the Pokedex to see there was a ...

Ruff 'n' Tuff Tinkatuff fixes the proportions of Tintatink, but has the problem of so many middle evolutions that I'm just waiti...

in the pink   the concept of a baby running around with a rattle made out of metal, whacking things and causing trouble, is terrifying. Litt...

Wide Load Comin' Thru See, now we've got a bit of the opposite problem - Goodra was the only member of its line that truly deserved ...

Gary, come home! I'm going to say it - this is pretty much what Sliggoo should have been like from the start. Instead of a weird soft-sh...

 may as well get string bean out of the way, too While a retired Trial Captain in SM, Molayne takes a spot on the Elite Four in USUM. But he...

closing the year out with the last Gigantamax form in the base game Vanilla Duraludon already looked kinda dopey, and Gigantamax Duraludon l...

uh what happened here? Cufant was cute, Copperajah was a bit blocky but fine, and now Gigantamax Copperajah is this Super Paper Mario lookin...

Six crows a-cawing I feel bad for crows, their scientific name of Corvidae kinda got dragged through the mud by a certain lethal pandemic. I...

Seven metals melting Okay this one goes hard. I'm a huge fan of big shoulders and big ol' punchy fists. I think you could slightly a...

"oh you missed some pokemon, oh you spelled Gigantamax wrong, oh you messed up your new scale" Look, who's writing this site, ...

what the dog doin' Zamazenta looks like it would form the chest piece of some shitty Megazord toy. I can practically smell the cheap pla...

Great Grey Wolf Sif Clearly the better of the two legendaries, and thus the reason why Sword is the superior choice. Not that it matters muc...

How come all those kids in high school had lighters on them at all times, despite not smoking?   What's weird is that according to the P...

 the Minecraft pokemon I hate that Copperajah is so blocky. It just reminds me of that awful Pokemon Quest game, which asked the question ...

 I don't know how to type out an elephant sound, so you'll have to imagine it yourself. One day they'll listen to me and make th...