the Kevin Durant of the Pokemon world Raihan shows Piers how you rock a lanky frame, looking like a badass and staying on-brand. Check the c...

God, wasn't it embarrassing when Piers starts to sing in his concert, but because there's no voice acting he's just shouting sil...

forget Pikmin 4 I need HER  Gamefreak gotta lot of nerve, making a stone-cold milf in the game and naming her Melony. Like how can I not mak...

big dick is back in town, baby Gordie's got a case of flat-foot like we saw with Milo, but aside from that the dude is a major boss. He ...

Triplets of Bellville (or would that be Solo of Bellville?) You know how I ragged on Allister for the confusing theme? Opal has no such prob...

Shy Guy Allister is the first one for whom the sports theme falls apart. He's a weirdo masked kid with baggy sleeves, who needs suspende...

stanced up like a Dangan Ronpa character Galarian Youmu is pretty cool. I'm a fan of the vaccum-sealed midriff, and being martial-arts t...

The Professional I love this guy. He's not really doing anything for his typing, but he's committed to the Footballer bit like no ot...

rare sighting of the Loch Nessa Monster   There's a bit of a unifying design trend with the Gym Leaders in Galar - they're all sport...

Got that Farmer Strength   Milo belongs to that subset of Pokemon characters who lack white sclera. He just has pupils floating underneath ...

 may as well get string bean out of the way, too While a retired Trial Captain in SM, Molayne takes a spot on the Elite Four in USUM. But he...

this guy kinda fell through the cracks when I was doing my trainer reviews a few years ago, so I'll review him here Once you beat the Al...

You know, going into this game, I was prepared for them to be the straight up Good Guys, because I didn't trust a Pokemon game with any ...

I love these knuckleheads SO much you guys It's taken us this long to get an "evil team" with some real Urban Flavor, but T...

The cream rises to the top, brother oh yeah I thought Prof. Kukui was great, the first professor with an actual personality and role in th...

more like Elite Fore amirite This time, the Elite Four wasn't even set up until the end of the game. As such, the Professor called fo...

I was doing holiday things, and in Japan, and other stuff! Sorry for the break, let's get back to it and finish this stuff off, in the h...

[anime villain voice]: NANU!? Nanu's cheekbones have exactly as much definition on his face as his nose does, which would be frighten...

luv me some Beyonzo How in the world has this woman not managed to land herself a man? It would be one thing if she just had super-high st...

*pours one out for Bruddah Iz* Remember how people thought that Lusamine was gonna turn into Pheromosa and Lilie was Nihilego? Then they t...