Which means I walked back up to Wynaut, and slapped it in its little blue bitch face for being a turd.
I mean, we have established that babies = Bad News Bears. And that stupid gimmick Pokemon that think they're a lolo funneh meme = Bad News Bears 2: Electric Boogaloo. So it stands to reason that baby forms of stupid gimmick Pokemon = Bad News Bears 3: The Bearening.
But even without all that baggage, Wynaut is sickeningly horrible on its own. The emoticon face is dumb. The FLCL bulge coming out of its head looks like the only thing it could produce would be Artoo Deetoo's inbred cousin. Ears as arms is stupid. The tail with one eye looks incredibly out of place on a body that in no way resembles a punching bag. Because of this, the gimmick doesn't even make sense anymore.
When the poor bastard game designer pushed this hideous design forward, the director should not have said "Why not?" and given rise to an face-palm worthy pun name, but instead snatched the sheet from the mans hands, and torn it up in his face, slobbering and glaring as if to say, "this is why we can't have nice things."
So yeah. I think we can agree that Wynaut = Bad News Bears 4: Bears In Russia.
Overall: 1/10
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