Tuesday, March 17, 2026

No. 973: Flamigo

 How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?

Yeah, Flamigo sucks. I think we all knew this was coming. Some say it's supposed to look like a boxing glove, but I think it looks like a flamingo. Not like it "punches" with its body, anyway. Doesn't even learn any punching moves. It just does flamingo shit.

Maybe if it had proper bird feet instead of flat little paws, there could be some salvaging this? But as it stands, if I saw Flamigo in somebody's yard next to their little gnomes, I'm running them both over with a lawnmover.

 

Overal1: 1/10 

3 comments:

  1. Huh I didn't kniw everyone hates this one. I guess ibjectively I can kinda see it. I really like it though. I think the name gets me. Maybe this is my dunsparce.

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  2. oh my god this is still going?? i found this pre-gen 7 so that's like...a decade ago??? Holy shit??? I may not agree with you on everything but goddamn the dedication!

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  3. Jokes like the last one are the reason why I waited one year for your return lol

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