Wednesday, February 19, 2014

No. 688: Binacle

Does these guys faces look hella Mario to anyone else?

Barnacles are weird. But I'm pretty sure making them bear paws sticking out of a grey cupcake is even weirder.

I just really don't like this guy, I'm sorry. it doesn't look cool, or fun, or cute, or anything. just dumb and ugly. The little heads look pissed to be with eachother, and I'm a little pissed that I have to be with them right now.


Overall: 1/10

2 comments:

  1. This is Imakuni?'s favorite Pokemon... Of course he would like it.

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  2. I think that GameFreak is just trying to make some random, lousy, shitty-ass Pokémon to balance out the population.

    Just like how lions bound over trickling streams in the woods like an emperor, and how sea slugs squirm about on the ocean floor like a cunt. It can't always be good and cool and cute designs. There must be some stupid-looking shitheads so that we appreciate Mega Blaziken.

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