Tuesday, November 3, 2009

thesis statement

you guys, not all pokemon are created equal.

some are just better than others.

some just suck more than others.

some are just horrible wastes of a pokeball.


In this blog, I'll be telling you which are which.

all these opinions are completely arbitrary, they are not based on in-game performance, nostalgia, uniqueness, or any one thing. rather, I will be judging them on a composite of all these and more, including, but not limited to,
-amount of spikes
-colors
-personal bias
-being another frigging normal/flying type
-etc

In short, if you don't agree, stuff it. I don't care, go write your own blog.

9 comments:

  1. No comments on the first post ever? Unacceptable.

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  2. I'm sorry I'm posting this here. I really don't want to be spamming your posts with a plug to my website, but I couldn't find an email address to send it to, so I'm posting here.

    Your website is amazing, and it has become my favorite Pokemon website of all time, easily. In fact, you have inspired me to start writing my own reviews of every single Pokemon: http://happykatana.wordpress.com/category/pokemon-reviews/

    I'd love to know whether you like or dislike my revieews, considering you were my main influence in doing this.

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    1. Commenting on this 10 years later, as time has changed my feelings about interacting with comments. (will you even get a notification that I replied???)

      It seems your blog has been inactive for 4 years now, but I want you to know that you were cooking. Your reviews are coherent, concise, and most entertaining when singing high praises to damning to hell.

      I appreciate being credited as your "main influence", so maybe it's too gauche to say this, but I see my own style in your own. Of course, both of us are standing on the shoulders of much louder, more famous, angry-review-guys-on-the-internet.

      I encourage you to get back on the horse and do something with the site. While I've never taken a hiatus as long as Happy Katana has, I know that I've always been pleasantly surprised to see I still had a readership when I returned from a break. You may be surprised to find how many loyal readers you still have.

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  3. I, the fictional entity who is, in conventional settings referred to as "Bartholomew Jay Simpson", who belongs to the gathering of related individuals referred to as a "family" whom each share the common surname of "Simpson", suggest antagonistically that you use the specialised hole located on the lower center portion of your face, traditionally used for the first stage of the digestion of organic matter, known as the "mouth", to in fact consume the fabric item affixed to my calves and and pelvis known as "shorts"

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  4. I, the fictional entity who is, in conventional settings referred to as "Bartholomew Jay Simpson", who belongs to the gathering of related individuals referred to as a "family" whom each share the common surname of "Simpson", suggest antagonistically that you use the specialised hole located on the lower center portion of your face, traditionally used for the first stage of the digestion of organic matter, known as the "mouth", to in fact consume the fabric item affixed to my calves and and pelvis known as "shorts"

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  5. I, the fictional entity who is, in conventional settings referred to as "Bartholomew Jay Simpson", who belongs to the gathering of related individuals referred to as a "family" whom each share the common surname of "Simpson", suggest antagonistically that you use the specialised hole located on the lower center portion of your face, traditionally used for the first stage of the digestion of organic matter, known as the "mouth", to in fact consume the fabric item affixed to my calves and and pelvis known as "shorts"

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  6. I, the fictional entity who is, in conventional settings referred to as "Bartholomew Jay Simpson", who belongs to the gathering of related individuals referred to as a "family" whom each share the common surname of "Simpson", suggest antagonistically that you use the specialised hole located on the lower center portion of your face, traditionally used for the first stage of the digestion of organic matter, known as the "mouth", to in fact consume the fabric item affixed to my calves and and pelvis known as "shorts"

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  7. I, the fictional entity who is, in conventional settings referred to as "Bartholomew Jay Simpson", who belongs to the gathering of related individuals referred to as a "family" whom each share the common surname of "Simpson", suggest antagonistically that you use the specialised hole located on the lower center portion of your face, traditionally used for the first stage of the digestion of organic matter, known as the "mouth", to in fact consume the fabric item affixed to my calves and and pelvis known as "shorts"

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