Tuesday, April 1, 2014

No. 9999999

I come from the far-flung future. There is no hope. This blog will continue forever, Pokemon will never die, but the releases of updates will grow further and further apart with each passing generation.

I have seen this dismal future, and there is no hope. The only path to salvation is to cancel the blog right now.

I hope this message reaches you before it's too late. It is already too late for me...

7 comments:

  1. Cancelling the blog - 1/10.

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  2. what
    thats a shame
    atlest finish the pokedex

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  3. Please don't kill yourself? :( That'd be awful. You mean a lot to a lot of people! I really hope this is just a meta-april fools

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  4. You can kill yourself after Gen 6 is done, goddammit!!

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  5. Well... curse you and your april foolsness. and if you wanted to fool us, you shouldn't have put silliness in the tags.

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  6. Probably shouldn't joke about depression and suicide, man. Bit poor taste.

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    1. Lol, I've suffered from severe depression and self hatred before. I still go through depression and low self esteem at times. I've even gotten to the point of self harm. And I still find this funny. Relax. It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

      No idea why I'm replying to a near four year old anon comment, but oh well.

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