Monday, April 28, 2014

No. 718: Zygarde

at last, we come to the end. From B is for Bulbasaur, all the way to Z is for Zygarde.

but piss and puss, what in God's name is THIS thing. Is this the Monster at the End of the Book, as prophesied by Saint Grover? or some cruel joke by an unloving game designer.

I mean, seriously, it's like something out of Starcraft. Hexes everywhere, random spots of white and green. The colors are nice and simple, but that's about the only good thing I have to say about it. Frills coming up, hexamino-ass-lookin' arm wing things, and I don't even know where the eyes are.

It's a mess. a Goddamn mess. I'm sorry we had to end like this, but this is the world we live in. One where the final (as of April 2014) Pokemon is just shit shit SHIT.


Overall: 1/10

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