Saturday, November 11, 2017

Ilima of Melemele Island

Supersuper Smashsmash Brosbros Melemele!!

I think if you're going to have pink hair, you ought to go all the way and make it a POWERFUL shade of pink. Ilima's hair looks weak.

But more importantly, what sort of nonsense is he wearing on his hand. I'd call it a glove, but that would be using some new, exciting definition of the word. Because conventional gloves generally cover more than just 2 fingers. Or come down to the wrist. There's even a bizarre cutout for his knuckle. So if it's not a glove... what is it? Usually whenever you see weird gloves there's some archery-related explanation, because archers are pompous pricks who think their archery will suffer if anything more than the bare minimum flesh is encased in glove. But with Ilima, he's just vaguely bookish. So what business does he have wearing some skimpy ass glove!?

Look, Sun/Moon gets off to a rocky start, due to all the forced cut-scenes and handholding, and Ilima's Neo-Yokio-lookin' ass doesn't exactly make it better, is all I'm saying.


Overall: 2/10

3 comments:

  1. B-but he's cute as hell... :(

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  2. Its a book club. for reading books.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book-Glove

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    1. ...there's no article by that name. Nor is a "book club" an article of clothing, as far as I am aware.

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