No. 037: Vulpix

Mozilla, eat your heart out.

Vulpix is a pretty cute pokemon, I remember one time in the anime it got its head stuck in a boot and fell down all over the place. adorable.

And it was neat how Brock, the Rock trainer, had this random Fire type (that he never used). I'd give this a 6 to match the tails, but that would be rude! Vulpix is better than a 6.

Overall: 8/10

No. 036: Clefable

What do you get it you take a bad Pokemon, and make it worse?

Clefable!!

Too much of a good thing is wonderful, but too much of a bad thing makes me want to puke all over my gameboy. Clefable is just a waste of pink pixels. What is it even supposed to be, an obese fairy?

At least Clefairy was unique. At least Clefairy practice pagan worshipping of a space rock. What does Clefable have, besides from a horrible name?

How bout a face that looks like Linus after Lucy tells him that the great pumpkin isn't real.



Clefable = Suck.

overall: 1/10

No. 035: Clefairy

Some people probably like Clefairy.

I am not one of those people.

Clefairy is a big pink turd. It is a cocky piece of shit, using metronome, and being all, "lol i dunno did i do dat lol" when something stupid happens. It claims that all pokemon came from space, which is kind of a mind-melter, and I guess that's worth something, but no.

I say NO to Clefairy, because it was obviously created merely to appeal to the "kyaa kawaiiiiii" demographic, which personally gives me heartburn.

Introducing the possibility of pokemon being aliens is the only thing saving Clefairy.

Overall: 2/10

No. 034: Nidoking

Awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah bitches

Nidoking is in the house, and boy is he horny! I mean, just look at all those spikes!

The man is a frigging spiny-tank-rhino-armadillo-reptile-I-don't-even-know, in short, a total and complete badass.

Like Nidoqueen, he can learn lots of kinda of moves, including blizzard, thunderbolt, flamethrower, shadow ball, brick break, earthquake, etc.

Nidoking is the boss.

Overall: 10/10

No. 033: Nidorino

Nidorino has spiky ears.

And as I mentioned in my very first intro post, amount of spikes IS one of the attributes I take into consideration.

So Nidorio gets points on that account. plus, he was one of the first pokemon ever seen. in the opening to both the anime and the original games, Nidorino fighting Gengar, and possibly Onix, is the first thing shown.

They came up with a great and unique design, and wanted to show it off, and I dn't blame them.

Props to Nidorino and his spiky ears.

Overall: 10/10

No. 032: Nidoran

Wait, didn't I do this one already?

No, this is a totally different pokemon. Totally not like another pokemon that I talked about 3 days ago.

The sarcasm is so thick over here, you can put it on a plate and carve it up for thanksgiving.

Nidoran is only disinguished by comically large ears, buck teeth, and a name that can be a girls' name as well.

Actually, putting it that way, Nidoran sounds like an awkward middle schooler.

I hate those guys.

Overall: 3/10

No. 031: Nidoqueen

Nidoqueen isn't afraid to let it all hang out.

But that's not necessarily a good thing.

Nidoqueen is okay, I guess. Just, not subtle. She's a girl, get it?

You know, because of the boobs? You can see them right there.


Other than that, Nidoqueen looks alright. And she can learn ice beam, and earthquake. A versitile tank. At least they didn't make her curvy...

Overall: 6/10

No. 030: Nidorina

You most likely don't even know how awesome Nidorina is.

In order to understand, you need to watch this legendary animation by AquaBunny:

See? Nidorina is awesome.
There's nothing else to say, really.

Overall: 10/10

No. 029: Nidoran

Nidoran!

Yup, Nidoran.

um.

Yeah, time to talk about Nidoran. She's, uh... blue?

Okay, confession time: I don't care about Nidoran. Boring pokemon. Moving on.

Overall: 3/10

No. 028: Sandslash

The hell? How did I miss two entire days??

Whatever, Sandslash is badass. If Sandshrew is an armadillo, then Sandslash is a porcupine armadillo with wolverine claws. Maybe more like a pangolin, actually, but nobody knows what those are. Google it, dumbass.

So, yeah. Really cool. Underrated, if you ask me. Its like Sandslash's aura of forgettableness extended to his totally badass evolution as well.

Which is a pity, because Sandslash is damn awesome. Even his name kicks ass.

I just realized I used "ass" 4 times. 5, now. When did my vocabulary become that of a 6th grader? At least I taught y'all what a pangolin is, so that's something.

So, yeah. Sandslash is cool and educational.

Overall: 10/10