Monday, December 6, 2010

No. 071: Tentacool

Jewel of the sea my ass...

Recently, fishermen all over the world have reported catching a much higher number of jellyfish. they don't want to catch the jellies, they just kind of show up. jellyfish are growing in unprecedented numbers, and taking over waters that they usually don't inhabit, killing the native fish. this is putting a crunch on the fishing indestry, the beaches, and basically anyone who doesn't want a bunch of frigging jellyfish all over the damn place.

I guess that the pokemon world is having a similar problem.

you can't surf 5 feet without running into a level 15 Tentacool. never mind that you're on the waters outside cinnabar island, and that your team is in the 50's. you will meet some damn jellyfish.

Also, Tentacool isn't based off the gently floating jellyfish, either. that's a frigging Box Jelly, which can swim 25 mph upstream, has tiny eyes, some of the deadliest poison in the world, and actively hunts its prey. which is honestly pretty cool but also freaky as hell. gives me the creeps.

Overall: 1/10

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