Friday, December 10, 2010

No. 075: Golem

Evolution be damned.

Okay, this one just doesn't make any sense. Geodude is made out of rocks, he has two arms. Graveler is made out of rocks, he has 4 arms and little legs. Golem is a dinosaur encased in a turtle-shell-rock-egg. what the hell.

This doesn't make any sense at all, not even a little. I seriously have NO IDEA how they thought this would make anyone happy, or what they were trying to do.

A better idea would have been a larger rock guy with 6 fully-fledged limbs, walking like a spider or something. Call him Grantite. So much better.

...But I can't give Golem a completely failing grade, because while he comes out of nowhere like a bastard child, he looks okay on his own.

Overall: 3/10

1 comment:

  1. Funny how you say Golem shouldn't have been the evolution of Graveler, since in Generation I, it might as well not even exist if you never play with other people. Golem is the one Pokemon that never appears in-game, in any of the Generation I games, no matter what Pokemon you choose, since there isn't even a trainer that uses it. Since you have to trade to get it, you might not even suspect its existence if it weren't for the space between Graveler and Ponyta.

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