Thursday, April 25, 2013

No. 643: Reshiram

we now take a break from genies, and move onto our main legendaries.


Okay, screw this guy. It's like they conspired to create the least aerodynamic bird-thing possible. The wings don't make any sense with how the hands are coming out, the legs are too far apart, there's a big-ass weight on its butt, and it has a feather-dick-tuft. I don't like a single thing about it, this awkward chicken-looking bitch.

I don't know what Gamefreak was thinking, this is absolutely awful. Got its arms out like it's about to play airplane, because I seriously doubt it can fly under its own power.

so yeah, I may have bought Black version, but that was because I wanted the city, not because I wanted freakin' Reshiram on my team.


Overall: 1/10

5 comments:

  1. ...didn't even notice those hands. Now it looks even dumber

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  2. If you don't mind me asking, where is the palm of the white god from? It looks incredible.

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    1. Pixiv Fantasia.

      http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=145122

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  3. Isn't 1/10 a little harsh? At least he looks like a pretty powerful and majestic angel-dragon, and isn't as weird-looking as Dialga and Palkia.

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  4. Pokedex entry: Reshiram, the codpiece pokemon. Its constant erection is often used in Viagra commercials alongside Combusken.

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