Thursday, September 14, 2017

Alolan Graveler

just gross

Alolan Graveler looks like a piece of chewed candy that falls out of your mouth and under the couch, then you recover it a month later and it's picked up a small ecosystem of gunk and junk. I guess the black parts are iron shavings that get attracted to it and the yellow bits are gems that grew from within, but they look like arm-hair and a unibrow, and puss-filled warts, respectively.

What's frustrating is that there exists something called a thunder egg - a stone that, when cracked open, reveals a beautiful crystal growing inside. They could've run with that theme, for an electrified version of a Rock Pokemon. But instead, it just sort of looks the same, but picks up crap like a diseased katamari.

And let's not even talk about how once again Graveler has a second pair of atrophied, vestigial arms that disappear immediately in the 3rd form, as if we were never supposed to notice them to begin with.


Overall: 5/10 -> 2/10

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