You know, I'm really glad I gave Persian a 2/10 way back then. It makes room for me to give this Heathcliff lookin' pancake-face piece of shit a lower score.
Yes, vanilla Persian was boring. But Alolan Persian is offensively ugly. The face doesn't belong on that body at all. Maybe if the guy was fat all around, it could work. But this marks the second time the Alolan Form has just been "the same thing, except Dark-type, and fatter". Oddly, the others have either been blonde-and-tanned, or frosty. Those are the only three ways we can re-imagine Pokemon, apparently.
Overall: 2/10 -> 1/10
Poké-Garfield is evil.
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