Tuesday, August 2, 2011

No. 257: Blaziken

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when the Fire starter is lame, and the Fire/Fighting combo is overplayed, but it is not this day.


This is the day when the Fire starter has been the obvious choice for three generations running. Blaziken kicks an almost obscene amount of ass. Capoeira pants for kicking bitches, gauntlets of fire, a dragonian face-mask, basically 10 pounds of kick-ass in a 5 pound sack.

and I use the word kick with good meaning. Blaziken, like Sanji, Hitmonlee and Elena, does nothing but kick. Kick kick kick, from dawn until dusk, noon until night, kick kick kick, Blaziken is all about the kicking, couldn't be anything but kicking, couldn't be any more kicking, that's all it does, kick kick kick, Blaziken is kicking.


also, check this weird shit out:

some sort of Blaziken/Latias lovechild or something. That shit is whack. But regular Blaziken rocks.


Overall: 10/10

5 comments:

  1. You switched from Blaziken to Blazekin towards the end, but I like your review ;) Keep it up!

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  2. thanks for the catch. also, i am seriously upset that I didn't call it the Kickin' Chicken at least once.

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