Friday, March 12, 2021

No. 868: Milcery

we're all thinking it but we're not gonna say it 

Anyone remember that old Disney movie, Aristocats? About those french cats who got lost and had to find their way back home? Well there was one scene where they were all lapping up bowls of cream, and their little mouse friend came out with a cracker and dipped it in the cream and ate it, and I always thought that looked delicious. So I would dip my Ritz crackers in milk too, but honestly it just made them soggy. Maybe it hits different when you're a mouse and the cracker is as tall as you are.

I forget where I was going with that, but Milcery's eyes are just empty parenthesis () () and for that I'm going to dock it points.


Overall: 4/10

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