Sunday, February 13, 2022

Allister of Stow-on-Side

Shy Guy
Allister is the first one for whom the sports theme falls apart. He's a weirdo masked kid with baggy sleeves, who needs suspenders to hold up his shorts. Maybe they'd stay up on their own if he didn't weigh them down with those chunky Pokeball-holders, but. My man has clearly never been involved in athletic activity in his life. He has the body of a heavy reader, not a heavy lifter.

And usually I'm all about people with cool masks, but Allister isn't cool enough to deserve that respect. He's a shy nerd, nothing more. Get outta here with your frilly shoes.
And we're not even going to talk about the Black Sperm logo he's trying to use.


Overall: 3/10

3 comments:

  1. Stop bullying the nerd, man. He's trying his best.

    Haha just kidding enjoy your teaparty you dumb nerd.

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  2. Onion's number, 291, can be read as "nikui" (hateful).

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    1. We're missing out on so much with out numbers that just mean numbers.

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