have no fear, I'm not dead. I just moved to a new apartment, took a week to get internet hooked up again, and had a little thing called "final exams" going on.
but enough about my fantastic life, let's talk about some utterly shit-tastic Pokemon. My list here is going to look a little different from most other people's, because I didn't get offended at the brazen concept of Pokemon inspire by ice-cream cones. But with over 150 Pokemon, there were bound to be more than a few bad apples. and here they are:
10. Pidove
9. Tranquil
8. Alomomola
7. Klingklang
6. Palpitoad
5. Druddigon
4. Sigilyph
3. Unfeazant
2. Kyurem
1. Garbodor
If you'll notice, Trubbish barely escaped the list. That's because I really, truly thought about it, and I realized that I hate generic birds more than I hate literal bags of poop. It doesn't mean Trubbish isn't awful, it just means I have a severe problem with avian creatures and should probably seek professional help.
Now how about you, out there in reader-land - what are your despised ones of Unova?
Yeah sigilyph is one of those pokemon that you easily forget, but when you do remember them, you immediately think of how stupid its designed
ReplyDeleteI liked sigilyph. I used it in Black and White. I learned to like it :)
ReplyDeleteI could never seem to find a sigilyph, so I kind of hate them by default.
ReplyDeleteSIGILYPH, Y U NO WANT TO BE CAUGHT!?
(sorry about the horrible grammar, it's the only way I can truly express my rage about sigilyph's appearence rate)
Seriously...most pokemon I listed here (except the Top 5 are more in the meh areas. No really haters here for me otherwise)
ReplyDelete10: Amoonguss (What do you think you lookin at?)
09: Emboar (Only if its a female like my "Pink")
08: Woobat (fake-Zubat)
07: Musharna (It was so strange when I found out the smoke is coming out of his head and not its mouth)
06: Conkeldurr (Duurrrrrhur hur OW my back)
05: Roggenrola (Did you know that we eat Roggen-bread in austria?)
04: Cinccino/Minccino (They are the same..and boring)
03: Gothitelle (I am into Gothic--lolithas. That girl is messed up though)
02: Stunkfish (its existance isonly there to spite me)
01: Emolga (F*** U F*** U F*** U F*** U)
Worst pokemon as of Gens 1-5
ReplyDelete5. Gothita
4. Piloswine
3. Jynx
2. Eggsecute
1. Pelipper
As you can see, although Unova isnt my favorite region, the only pokemon that made my list was Gothita. I actually had a tough time choosing between Gothita and Smoochum. Pelipper is still my least favorite out of those 5 tho
Even though I quite like Pelipper myself, I totally understand why someone would hate it.
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