Sunday, May 7, 2023

No. 916: Oinkologne

Colognac - drink it. or wear it. we really don't give a care.
Pigs are often associated with filth and ugliness, so it's a neat change of pace to see one that's explicitly "pretty". Some Pig, indeed! Oinkologne's ears resemble bishounen bangs, and he flips them with panache. This suave porker looks like the handsome leader of the Student Council who has his own fan club.  
The female of the species operates similarly, and while they say you can't put lipstick on a pig I think maybe we just haven't found a pretty enough pig. Until now. Oinkologne could absolutely rock some lipstick, she's already got the eyeshadow on point, and anything else she wants. Not since Miss Piggy has there been a more glamorous swine.


Overall: 8/10

3 comments:

  1. Hahahaha
    Good post. No notes.

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  2. I like that they went with pretty pigs instead of dirty pigs.

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  3. Hey wait I actually kinda like this. The tail on the female freaks me out tho

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