Sunday, February 6, 2011

No. 118: Goldeen

Speaking of shitty little fish...

Goldeen is absolutely worthless. As a Pokemon, she's sub-par. In the anime, she was only used when Misty needed a ride in the water, but all of Misty's Pokemon know surf, so that's not a big accomplishment. And in Smash Bros, getting a Goldeen in a Pokeball is the definition of FAIL.

Goldeen is just literally a goldfish with a tiny horn on its head. And lips.

Now that I think about it, why did they choose Goldeen at the failure Pokemon in Smash Bros? Wouldn't Magikarp fit better? And even when Goldeen flops itself into the water, even in Brawl where the water is swimmable, she still does nothing. Magikarp at least could've evolved into a Gyarados or something when you knock it into the water, just like in the anime. But Goldeen is just so useless she doesn't do jack shit.

A complete waste of a Pokeball, and the first truly horrible Pokemon in a while.

Overall: 1/10

1 comment:

  1. "A complete waste of a Pokeball"

    Yeah? Well in Twitch Plays Pokemon Crystal, they used a MASTER BALL to catch one. (By accident, of course.)

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