No. 669: Flabebe

hell no, I'm not putting those dumb little marks over the e's. I haven't been doing it for "Pokemon" this entire time, and I'm certainly not going to start now.

Well, here's our first Fairy-type of the generation, and it looks like it ought to be a Grass type. Fairy/Grass at the most. But no, solid Fairy. huh. It'll go on to learn mainly Grass moves, which just makes things even more confusing.

but anyway, Flabebe reminds me of a Kirby enemy, one of those cute things that isn't really doing much until BAM you just wreck it's life with your awful, bottomless appetite.

and apparently it comes in multiple colors, but screw that noise. Jesus, Flabebe, you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? putting fancy-pants marks on your e's, having alt colors, carrying around a flower that's not technically part of your actual body (one of the few Pokemon to do so), it's just obvious you want special treatment, huh?

well you're not gonna get it from me, lady. go sit in a field and stuff dandelions up your ears, I don't even care.


Overall: 3/10