Thursday, October 14, 2021

No. 882: Dracovish

 "I was not meant to live..."

This one is maybe the most horrifying. Why would you stick the head at the end of the tail? And just leave the cauterized stump of that dragon half out in the open? I know real-life archaeologists got stuff wrong sometimes, swapping arms and legs or thinking a claw was a horn. But you have to be absolutely deranged to think this was a good idea. Look at the poor thing, it lives in agony and struggles to hold its head up because otherwise its own spikes will stab itself. At the very least, recognizes that the spikes go on the OUTSIDE!
Some genius made this edit and I think it speaks for itself. The worst part is that this dumbass symbol of man's hubris to play God was actually meta-relevant in the competitive scene.


Overall: 1/10

3 comments:

  1. The fact that this mon is good competitively makes me think... What if there was a villain in a future Pokemon game who genetically engineered their team by combining different Pokemon so they could take over the region. That would actually be a really cool twist on the standard storyline.

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  2. "Why would you stick the head at the end of the tail?"

    I dunno. Ask Edward Cope.

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  3. This Pokémon wasn't meant to live, but this blog was

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