Thursday, March 10, 2011

No. 147: Dratini

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dratini is so cute... awwww...

Seriously, there are some Pokemon that are badass as hell, some that are ugly and stupid, and then there's the ones that give me a heart attack from so much cute.

Like, Dratini is almost Eevee-level cuteness. Giant watery eyes, cute little horn, round ol' nose, ear fin-things and awwwwww!

Dratini is officially the cutest dragon I've ever seen, even though it's more like a sea serpent.

I also like how you totally know the texture without even thinking about it. Dratini is slick and smooth and silky, you just know it. If you cuddled it in your arms, and then squeezed hard, it would just slip out with a ZOOP sound effect. Yeah, totally ZOOP.

Overall: 10/10

1 comment:

  1. It evolves into a badass dragon, and it's not soft also 5' 11" goodluck grabbing it. It'll Body Slam the F**k out of you, and I doubt your as strong as a lvl 20 Pokemon, it'll instantly murder you with dragon rage.

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