Wednesday, March 9, 2011

No. 146: Moltres

Who want's some Kentucky-fried Chicken?

and yeah, if you didn't get the uno-dos-tres Spanish counting name scheme going on for the legendary birds, I just said it just now, so now you have no excuse.

But Moltres.

Not too hot. (ohohoho I crack myself up)


He looks like a phoenix, okay, but... kinda generic. Orange-yellow chicken body, and just wings and tail set on fire. Ho-oh is a much cooler legendary bird of fire, but that's something we'll get to in time.

Moltres just looks kinda stupid to me, and not at all what a legendary beast of flame and fury should be like.

hey, this is a good time to bring up the third Pokemon movie. The one where that asshole wanted to capture all the legendary birds, yeah? That guy was a dick. When he lost, he just stared at his ancient Mew card and was all "...and so it begins again..." like he didn't even learn his lesson. What a douche.

but now that I think about it, doesn't he have the right mindset? He's actually trying to catch 'em all, unlike Ash, who gave up after like 10 episodes.

but yeah, Moltres... meh.

Overall: 4/10

3 comments:

  1. THIS SHOULD BE HIGHER
    the 3 legendary birds should be given something for effortlessly incorperating uno dos tres into their names, I mean that is just awesome.

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  2. i disagree. yeah, they kinda look cool, but beside the fact they were pretty cool in pokemon movie 2( it`s movie 2 strawhatsamurai. i checked. go too pokemonepisode.org if you want to verify. it`s labeled under movies along the sidebar.)but they are a bit suckish. to put it, there bark is worse that their bite. all looks, no power. period. end of story.

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  3. And Lavados in the german version.
    Sorry for sucking but I needed to add this.

    Also...Yeah...Zapdos was the coolest of the three and to me Arcticuno the most beautiful one.

    Fried chicken indeed

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