So yeah, let's address the other elephant in the room. TITS
See, this is what happens: Pokemon are fun times. They are a thing that can be enjoyed. And when some people enjoy something, they want to enjoy it in a sexy way as well. This is why we have fanfiction and Rule 34. But with Pokemon, often the Pokemon themselves display no sexy traits. There are of course those who would disagree, but let's ignore them for now.
But along comes Gardevoir, which, if you squint your eyes and turn your head to the side, almost kinda looks sort like a sexy lady. It has "human" proportions, a thin waist, some sort of hairstyle, big eyes, and a dress. All it's missing is some big honkin' TITS, which fan artists were happy to add. Never mind the blade sticking out of the chest that would impale you if you got too close.
Anyway, Gardevoir is a great Pokemon, ignoring the fanart. A goddamn guardian angel, here to heal my soul and protect my body. A 3-stage psychic type that isn't frigging Alakazam, which is neat. This is an example of an analogue done right - different enough in form and function to make using one on your team a different experience.
And by "different experience" I mean...
Overall: 10/10
Creeps like you are the reason why several people looks down on the fanbase.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Gardevoirs are wondeful, but I like them for their grace, their powers, their behaviors.
You should admire creatures by their qualities, instead of thinking with your dick, you dick.
And besides, there are nothing wrong with male Gardevoirs, they are still beautiful and awesome ass well. Open your mind and accept the differences, it can't do worse to your already crappy brain.
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DeleteI see that sarcasm is wasted on you, so I'll spell it out: I think it's hilarious that some people were so desperate for the female form that they projected all this "sexiness" onto Gardevoir, but despite all that, she is a neat Pokemon on her own merits.
ReplyDeleteAlso if you're the same person commenting on Gorebyss, about how sexy it is, then that makes everything twice as hilarious.
ReplyDelete*glances at calender* Should I? Eh, why not.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so... Gardevoir is a total badass. One of the possible origins of its name are the french terms "garde" and "devoir", which mean "guard" and "duty" respectively. Oh, and its Japanese name is Sirknight. When it comes down to it, that's what Gardevoir is. A devoted and powerful protector. Oh, but it looks feminine, so it just had to be sexualized, didn't it?
.-. por el amor de dios , son artistas que hacen su propio arte, y demuestran lo que sienten hacia ese pokemon, ademas no dijieron nada con avatar y era una raza distinta :v
DeleteWhen I was little and looking at the Ruby sprite, I thought Gardevoir's tufts of hair at the side of its head were its mouth and nose.
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