Thursday, September 29, 2011

No. 287: Slakoth

guys im so high right now you dont even know ha ha

Just when you thought Pokemon couldn't get any lazier than Snorlax, you meet this guy. Dude legitimately slacks off every other turn, because he just can't be assed to show up for EVERY SINGLE TURN, c'mon guys, that's like, a bunch of work and stuff.

I admire his audacity to just fly in the face of convention, and Gamefreak's audacity to create such a miserable pile of shit, but then we come to the crux of the matter - he is a miserable pile of shit. Completely impossible to use, and frustrating to try and level-up.

But he sticks to his theme, and his guns, and I like that. So it balances out.


Overall: 5/10

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