Just look at this fat asshole. He saw what you just did, and he is completely unimpressed. He's seen a man put his entire hand in his mouth before, did you think doing an ollie would impress the Shroom? Because it didn't. His level of excitement is exactly the same as it was prior to your little "trick". His heart rate didn't even drop, because he was never expecting anything at all, so he didn't even get disappointed. You better try harder than that if you want the Shroom to crack the tiniest of smiles.
anyway, he's a little mushroom that doesn't look like Toad. "Shouldn't he be Grass/Poison? All mushrooms are poison!" you say?
Ah-ah-ah, just wait your weak ass up a minute. All things in good time.
Overall: 6/10
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