Saturday, January 15, 2011

No. 104: Cubone

wearing the skull of your dead mother makes you and emo I think

But besides that, and the fact that Cubone keeps to itself all the time, and cries itself to sleep, and has a morbid fascination with death, and gets upset because no one understands it, and shops at hot topic, and listens to System of a Down, and draws in itself with sharpie, and wears baggy clothes with too many buckles and belts, Cubone is...

waitaminute.

But enough about that. It's time to talk about another mixed up evolution chain.



This one is literally supported by the programmers. They were going to have Cubone evolve into Kangaskhan, but then decided not to. They just moved to code over, and left a blank pokemon with a missing number in the pace where Kangaskhan's pre-evo should've gone. In other words, a Missing No.

Now while you are all popping your eyes and dropping your jaws, I'll just finish by saying that I freaking hate emo kids like Cubone, but that he does LOOK kinda cool.

Overall: 5/10

5 comments:

  1. Aww, Patch. We emo kids aren't thaaat bad. Lol.

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  2. I always wondered what the missingno stub was for, but never connected this, although it smells wonderfully correct. And despite both sons going through an emo phase, my skull remained firmly on my shoulders (zombies notwithstanding). And Jigglypuff totally owns the sharpie!

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  3. I just shat brix. O.O

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  4. dude, you do know that jigglypuff`s sharpie is also it`s microphone? is that totally messed up or what?!

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  5. I still say they should have added a Pre-evolution but they never did...THOSE JERKS ><

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