But at least they seems good at their job. Or maybe it's slavery, and they're being forced to act happy? Let's not think about it.
Chansey is shaped like a big old egg, and she carries an egg in her pouch which SHE EATS HOLY SHIT. MAMA CHANSEY JUST ATE HER OWN EGG THAT IS LITERALLY CANNIBALISM.
Kangaskhan doesn't eat her babies, so why does Chansey? Maybe they're all duds, but that's still a little creepy. Let's not think about it.
Um, so Chansey has a lot of hp, but shit for other stats. That seems kinda dumb, it's like, if I have tons of hp but no defense, isn't it the same as tons of defense but no hp? except with the high defense at least small attacks will be ineffective, with just a lot of hp, you get whittled down by everything. Chansey is like a masochistic tank, you just keep beating her and beating her and she doesn't resist at all. This is getting strange. Let's not think about it.
so, uh, yeah. Besides all those things we're not thinking about, Chansey is a lovable ball of fun. fun, yeah. Not slavery, cannabalism, or masochism. FUN.
Overall: FUN/10
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DeleteNo, your mom is so fat, she is half karkat on your mother s' side.
DeleteKaiko you stay out of this, that doesn't make any goddamn sense.
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