Thursday, January 20, 2011

No. 108: Lickitung

Imagine the plug for this Pokemon: "Hey, Tanaka-san, how about a Pokemon who just licks everything?"

"Hey, sounds good to me!"

Anyway, Lickitung is a kinda one-trick pony. Either you find it hilarious that this thing has a giant tongue, or you are not 10 years old. Sophisticated, mature people have gotten over this.

And if there's anything I know, it's about being sophisticated. after all, I am a student of life, with a graduate degree from the school of hard knocks, and 3 gold stars from the kingerdarten of getting the shit kicked out of me.

so Lickitung doesn't interest me very much. He's not horrible by any means, just kinda "TONGUE LOL" and nothing else.

Overall: 5/10

3 comments:

  1. Extra points for the Blackadder reference. :D

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  2. Lickitung is adorable. It's like, even without the tongue, it just looks squishy and cute and weirdorable. It's like something that would be at a petting zoo, except instead of petting it, you'd get to hug it.
    Then it licks you, but, uhh, people like dogs, so, um, this is just a dog but better because it's a big ol' lizard.

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  3. Did you know that Lickitung is actually incredibly popular with the female demographic?

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