Saturday, June 11, 2011

No. 223: Remoraid

Remora, wasn't that the name of some girl in a children's book? like with Beezus and something?

wait, that was Ramona. Whatever. You know, sometimes I didn't like that girl. Like a Remora, she was just a parasite and a drag on her family, always being troublesome and stuff. sheesh.

But at least she made life exciting, unlike Remoraid, who is pretty dull. Pure water-type (like we don't have enough of those already) and while it has a neat ecological niche in the Poke-world, that doesn't translate over to battle. It can't hitch a ride on your opponent's Pokemon, draining their HP while you send out a new Pokemon to battle. Also, it has another gigantic failing that I will address tomorrow.

Overall: 2/10

3 comments:

  1. But it's based off a gun. Doesn't that get it a few cool points.

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  2. Then it should've been named Remolver. Or been one of those trigger fish, or actually looked anything like a gun.

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  3. Well it's japanese name basically translates to Gunfish.

    but I can see the gun easily enough. The tail is the handle and hammer, the bottem fin is the trigger, and the horn is a sight. And of course the mouth is the barrel.

    He even learns bullet seed and most of the beam attacks.

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