I don't because he is a dipstick to the max.
Tongue sticking out, tail wetted with dubious paint (where does he get it? He doesn't - augh, he DOES, doesn't he!), stupid beret on his head, he paints the town green, or red, or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, he can learn spore and dreameater and flamethrower and all these great moves that you normally can't get all on one Pokemon, but screw it. That doesn't make me happy.
He is still a gimmick Pokemon, which means mediocre stats, a normal typing, and some stupid bullshit face to try and make me pretend I give a damn. Go back to France, Smeargle.
Overall: 1/10
what do you mean by "(where does he get it? He doesn't - augh, he DOES, doesn't he!)"?
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of bodily products do you know of that can be a rainbow of colors?
ReplyDeletethat's right, SHIT.
If he wants green paint, he eats a bunch of peas and then shits green. If he needs blue, then it's blueberries. etc.
get your mind in the gutter.
dude, that is way to gross even for me. i`ve seen dead bodies on t.v before and that`s way too gross. and why does it have to be bodily products? why can`t it be he makes paint from plant from the earth? or did you not think of that?
ReplyDeleteYou see, he's employing this strange little thing called "humor."
ReplyDeleteyour sarcasm is not welcome. i know what humor is. and i know a bit about what humor was around during the more midevil time too!
ReplyDelete*serious and creepy look*
And he has a point:
DeleteWe never actually see smeargle make his colors before using it.
BUt then again I expected it to come from the tip of his tail, like Ducks create fat to swim on the water.
aww, i like smeargle D: (i see your point though XD)
ReplyDeleteI know I'm a bit late to the party here, but Smeargle secretes the colored fluid from the tip of its tail, and the color is fixed for each one.
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