Monday, March 11, 2013

No. 623: Golurk

Golurk, take off!!


okay, if you didn't know this before, you just haven't been living as good a life as you could have been. But I'll tell you know, so it'll be okay: Golurk can learn Fly.

I'll say it again, so that it truly permeates your being: Golurk (that's the big guy up there) can learn Fly (the move where you fly up in the air and then crash down). Golurk can learn Fly.

While this may be a significant argument that Leibniz was right and we are living in the best of all possible worlds, there is also the fact that Golurk is hella Digimon. like, hella Digimon. The design is good, if it were supposed to be a lone ancient warrior, like a legendary or something. But as a regular... eh...

The crack and strap on its chest are major culprits here, they hint at some older history that gave it the scar, and that someone tried to fix it. also the shackles on the wrists and ankles. I mean, I still love the fact that Golurk is a Ghost-powered golem that flies around like a Gundam, but c'mon. That's barely a Pokemon.


Overall: 6/10

2 comments:

  1. Get five of them together and they become:
    GOLTRON!
    Defender of the Universe!!!

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  2. If I remember correctly, Golurk is based off the Iron Giant. That alone makes it awesome.

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