Monday, April 13, 2020

No. 833: Chewtle

what is it with this generation and improbably large heads

When I first saw this guy I had to do a double-take. Is his head really that big? Or is it just a perspective thing, maybe he's got a long neck and his head is reaching out far. But no, that is just a huge noggin.

And I hate it. Chewtle can't even retract its head into its shell, the #1 calling card ability of all turtles. Its body is so small, I can't believe it wouldn't topple over immediately under the weight of its own oversized dome. The unibrow isn't doing him any favors, either. Dude looks like a grade-A dunce.

As is becoming a refrain - we've seen turtles before. Many times, in fact. Does the 8th gen spin offer anything new? In this case, it only offers us shit.


Overall: 1/10

4 comments:

  1. If the idea was to make Chewtle look funny, GF sorely missed the mark and it just looks stupid. It would be better if Dreadnaw was a stand alone with no prior stages. Chewtle looks like filler honestly.

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  2. Can we talk about those cheeks? Cause those look like they've been glued on.

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  3. Best April Fools joke ever, we know its a 100/10.

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  4. Are you a huge buck-toothed dork in grade school with a D average? Boy do I have the pokemon for you!

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