Thursday, May 26, 2011

No. 208: Steelix

Always named mine Stainless

Onix's big problem was that while he looked awesome, he was shit for use. And Steelix is probably also not very good, but he's certainly more powerful, and he also looks like a complete boss.

He just randomly grew spikes all over the place, and has a gigantic underbite, as if to say, "GAR HAR HAR HAR HAR" and such.

but I think that official artwork makes him look kinda stubby, so take a look at this:


but please try to avoid looking at this:

oh you couldn't? The floating, lumpy bodies readily visible in your mind? Soulless eye sockets swimming before your retinas?

whatever. Steelix is the boss.

Overall: 10/10

2 comments:

  1. While Onix was shit in the game, Steelix makes up for it with being Steel of awesome!

    If you know how to use it irt is one of the best! PERIOD!

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  2. Right, 548 max defense at 100 and he's shit... He's meant to be a physical wall. You teach him stealth rock, give him a rocky helmet or leftovers, and maybe toxic, and he'll do great against physical attackers. Sure, he's not great against all kinds of opponents, but no pokemon is.

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